imagine noiz asking koujaku if they can get a rabbit but instead koujaku goes out and gets him a marimo.
he’d probably be like “i asked for a rabbit you shriveled up meatball,” but then he finds it really cute and actually keeps it and takes care of it. he probably even named it.
you can call a character your precious baby, and gush over them, and think they’re the greatest thing ever,
and still recognize that they’ve done some pretty nasty shit.
please and thank you.
Ren and Aoba are sitting in the room, having some small conversation. Suddenly Beni flies and and Koujaku enters.
Ren is happily wagging his tail as he’s talking to Beni, their owners completely forgotten. However, they soon find a question they can’t really answer so they turn to ask their owners when THEY SEE KOUJAKU FUCKING AOBA MERCILESSLY AGAINST THE WALL.